Cucumber

Let me just warn you that when I wrote this I was really bored :) have fun reading it! ;)

Cucumber 
If I were a little green cucumber
I think of strange things that would occur
I would live in a fridge, wow, that would be cold
And maybe sometimes me friend would be mold

Maybe I would
Be related to Larry
I could be on Veggietales
No, that would be crazy!

I'm glad I'm not
A cucumber
Because my whole life
Would be a blur

I love my life now
Just how it is
With my dad, mom, and sisters
It's better than show biz :)

George Washington

Media Fast is over!!! :) I'm not sure if this poem is all accurate, but I do know all the ages that I say are true! When I wrote it I googled them ;)

George Washington
When old George Washington
Was a young lad
He cut down an apple tree
That his father had

But not just any tree
It was his father's best
So why couldn't he
Have cut down the rest?

George grew up
To be a fine young man
When he was twenty-seven
Marriage took his hand

George led his ill-trained troops
Across the Delaware
It was back then
When all their wigs had white hair

When he was fifty-seven
He became president
Ever since then
Presidents have come and went.